Jason Waste Lyrics

Jason Waste by Sway

• Hi my name is Jason and I'm not gay
• People call me a waste man, cause I haven't got a Job
• Bed, up, make tea, shower, eat,
• Paste, wheat, change, go, make pes,
• Alarm snooze back to sleep
• All of my little brothers, always call me a waste man
• Because I'm 27, and I'm living down in the basement
• I'm so complement, so I will stay here
• They're banging on my door, but I won't chase em
• Cause I'm so lazy, the last few days I
• Haven't seen day light, I haven't shaved
• And they can say what they like, they just hate me
• Cause I never let em have a go on my playstation (Piss Off)
• They said I'm fat I need to go to the gym
• I don't wanna be fat, I wanna be slim
• Did a minute on the treadmill went for a swim
• Little kids jumped out soon as I jumped in
• Now I'm in the changing room
• Hi my name is Jason and I'm not gay
• I'm looking at your thing but it's not what you think
• I'm think to myself why is mine not as big
• So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it bigger
• Beyonce look at me now I'm a killer
• I said I'm not gay go away stop wishing
• I just wanted a bit of stiff competition
• (Em sorry Jason,) what, what do you want
• (Erm we just had a compliant) piss off
• (from a very valued client) I said piss off
• (standing result I'm revoking your membership)
• shut up I don't care
• this is a crap gym
• it doesn't work, how do I know it works
• I'm still fat, why am I still fat
• It's a s*** gym
• I got a baby mum and a lovely little son
• lovely boy but his is mum is very very dumb
• I was very very drunk, told her lot of secrets
• Very very drunk, told her not to keep it
• Anyway she had it, sorry had him, Darren
• His grandmother Karen, wanted to call him Gavin
• But I didn't have it, I was working at Maplin
• Gavin was my manager and I wanted to slap him
• Cause he wanted to sack me, Cause I wanted to stab him
• Cause my girl liked him and she wanted to shag him
• He's a bit bigger but I know I could have him
• At a matter of fact he kinder looks like Darren
• I still got sacked and this is how it happened
• Some Nigerian guy called Tonda
• Who told me to call him Thomas for short
• Walked into the store said he wanted to talk
• At first I wasn't sure, but because he was nice to me
• And he kinder showed me his nine
• He brought alot of stuff and he told me to swin
• But this is a woman's car (shut up it's for my wife)
• He would come in like every fort night
• And buy the same Ipod 4 times
• Apparently he was doing the same thing with Tarke
• Who told the police my name when it happened (It was Jason)
• (Hello Jason)what (where from the metropolitan police pro department) Police
• (Were like ask you) (excuse me)
• Listen go away man I don't want to get arrested
• I wanna rest (look) I wanna sleep (Your coming with me)
• All my little brothers smokes weed come arrest them or they'll do murder
• Bed
• I can sleep till the world ends
• I ain't in a rush for a girlfriend
• All I ever do is fail them
• Cause all I ever do is tell them the true
• If your fat your fat b**** ain't nothing wrong with that
• Don't switch I'm just telling you a fact
• do you think your thin
• (Well no)
• Well then
• (I hate you)
• I abuse most of them
• I think that's how I lose most of them
• I don't want to get to close to them
• After what happened to Elton in school
• Elton was cool
• But he had a girlfriend that didn't want to do things he wanted to do (I said no)
• She said no but he went ahead and felt her (Get off me)
• I think he's just coming out of Felter
• My last girl was a wanna be wag (Hi)
• Who went everywhere in a cab
• I told her I'm rich
• She took me to Harod
• And picked up this goochie bag
• Worth a grand
• I went quite like words from my gran
• Cause that's too much to spend on a slag
• I mean that's too much to spend on a bag
• As soon as we got to the till I ran (Where you going)
• Then my mobile rang (Ello)
• It was my first love ann (Hi Jason)
• She said she split up with her man (He's gone)
• And she's in need of a bang (Come round)
• I'll be on a bus in a minute
• She said "you better not buss in a minute"
• I got prank and rushed to the chemist
• Excuse me have you got anything for a man that ejaculates premature
• (Oh Yes)
• He took me to the back of the store
• He gave me a spray what's this for
• (Put a little on the top just before)
• Got to her house clock says 4
• She's worn out I'm wanting more
• Cause she's sore she went down south
• And I think she's saying she can't feel her mouth
• Oi Anna speak loud
• Are you saying you cant feel your mouth
• Are you saying where is this mouse
• What you want me to take your couch
• Look if you want to kiss me, out
• That's when she kicked me ouch
• I think she's trying to kick me out
• Just tell me if you wanna get me out I'm gone 

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