Typical Daze Lyrics

Typical Daze by Dirty Dike

• I wake late for a typical day
• Of getting pissed till it’s difficult
• But isn’t it strange? It aint miserable
• Wishing that the limit would raise
• To a simple bit of spirit in my lyrical rage
• I riddle flipping pages that’s miracle laced
• Until you ring all your mates and tell them “listen to James"
• Tickle his brain and scribble his name like hitting the train
• A villainous mate you wouldn’t want a kick in the face
• Cause I gaze distant
• I’ll play with your sisters
• And mate I’m as dangerous as pacing with scissors
• I’ll make hits blatantly making you face it
• You’re saved in my database list full of fake shits
• Take this
• Now I’m just wasted and laid back
• Inhale the vapours that raise from my eighth sack
• Jade-rapping James with the payback
• And mate that is straight fact
• Breaking the scales like your waist fat
• My stage act collapses and now it’s back to my habitat
• Act like a lab rat trapped in an aggy rap
• And fuck carpet burns, she’ll get a scabby back
• Stabby stab stab till her fanny is a baggy gash
• And I’m just using rude words to scoop dirt flirt with the tune
• Abuse my new verse
• Future first, think last
• Drink from a pink glass lined with the brink but I sink fast
• Wink glass eyes at the stars but I can’t fly
• ???? by half the laughs in this harsh life
• I ask why and all I get is an odd look
• Of friends trying to answer this question with God books

• It’s me missing maths and my head can’t figure sums
• Hitting drums, licking at your sister with a vicious tongue
• With a little run for your money’s, bring quicker son
• I’ve listened to your lyrics for some spirit and there isn’t none
• So isn’t your mum a little bit dumb
• For letting six different husbands deliver the cum
• Some come rhythm-less
• Kick a fuss up and get your innards bust
• Scissored up viciously until your fucking pissing puss
• Plus giving slugs love with your little slug
• Its sick as fuck, give it up bitches and listen up
• Cause oh dear you’re in trouble now, shut your mouth
• Dike’s coming out with a sound and it’s fucking loud
• Drown as my thunder cloud shouts out the underground
• Running round clubs with an ounce up his fucking snout
• Being me, that’s a big joke
• Never quit smoking and wear shit clothes at discos
• The nose-picking hobo hopes for a sick show
• Wishbone slips as I focus and tiptoe
• Spit flows doper than most of you pricks know
• Piss-soaked lyricist wishing that this shit blows
• Ghost float mission levitate with a head of snakes
• Never say never to the heavens when the devil waits
• Clever mates trying to beg when the record breaks
• Weapons raised, sabers displayed, let’s celebrate

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