Future Posse Cut One Thousand Lyrics

Future Posse Cut One Thousand by Dirty Dike

• Yeah
• Uh
• It's all..It's all distorted..
• And its awkward
• I stab an orphan
• With an orchid
• And pork sword it
• Then I feed it to a swordfish
• Awesome shit
• Shaving a pasty
• I'm raping David Blaine with an ashtray
• He's like, "Please stop it"
• He's Wallace and she's Gromit
• Bangin' on the moon, Strangle a baboon
• Kick him in the fanny then I bang it with a broom
• I'm in lesbian prison
• Dying on my own, Cryin' at the throne
• Violent with the bone
• Pull the bone off and snap if in half
• I'm just havin' a laugh
• Are we ready?
• Are we ready? r-r--r-ready?
• I'm just havin' a laugh
• Are we ready?
• R-r-ready
• I I I I I-I'm just havin a laugh
• These years are gold years
• I won't ever be rich
• Fuck a life i'ma live mine whatever it is
• I'll get in a whip
• And drive like a hedonist prick
• Forgettin' I'm pissed and high not to mention the sniff
• I never question what I got in my brain
• I'm not afraid
• I'm the most honest nov in the game
• With a gob like a drain
• I'm obnoxious and lazy
• And still gettin' props in a cotch full of ladies, Baby
• And I ain't gonna play unless you pay me
• And make me a shake eggs bacon or baked beans
• Never catchin' feelings actin' weak and all emotional
• I simply catch a beat when I'm erratic and I vocal all
• Sociable
• Overly so, but Fuck Passive
• I chat shit loads and you know my tongues magic
• My drug habit and clothes are both free
• till I come home blacked in this homeless bloke's jeans

• Hi
• My names Steven
• Would you like a little bit of company this evening?
• You can bring the wine
• I'll get the cheese and
• Nah fuck that let's get absolutely streaming!
• Tell the bouncer I'ma bring a gram of weed in
• Back stage at a rave with the grave chief'n
• Bag a bag of beef till I start to lose the feelin' in my face
• Smash the place till we're hangin' from the ceiling
• Team hate SMB that's the link up
• Truck a load but the whole party stink up
• There's a prize at the bottom love, drink up
• Fuck the respect
• I want the money and my dick sucked
• Hawaiian shirt on my back, (splash)
• Cool runnings, rockin' that John Candy swag
• In fact what you want is penis
• So I tell her that she's better on top like my team is

• Whose that dashing young exec making power moves
• In the board room
• Who told his secretary to never put your calls through? Not me
• But picture that level of ignorance
• And triple it and I will still be more rude, fuck your crew
• I'm like Jaws, you're more like Jaws II
• Same sorta thing, not as good, poor you
• I'm like bishop but with more juice
• Unzip my flies then I put them in your soup
• (word play)
• Word to my potential unborn kids
• Rappers forfeit and turn yellow like jaundice
• Don't like my shit?
• Well horses for courses
• But my guess is you're the sort of prick
• Who thinks ballin' would be scorin' with a Geordie shore chick
• During a Majorca you probably saw her in a spot, that probably cost 40 quid
• My name is dr syntax I'm on some awesome shit
• But you already knew that didn't you
• Of course you did

• It's pannin' out and I ain't found no gold yet
• Find me where the surface is wet but there's no mold yet
• I'm all in and rappers start to fall past the stage
• But for an old vet
• Puttin' holes in the circles where the soul left
• Blow clefts through smoke rings to test my aim
• Don't play notes just B flat linin' them again
• Keep what i C# cause this world can get insane
• Fuck lies, Fuck blame, Fuck pride, Fuck shame
• I'm a simple creature
• Gimme a daim and big sack of reefer
• And I'll smile like my dicks making a mouth deeper
• A west of sav speaker
• Spring a leak in a steady flow to zone on another bangin' Dike feature
• Shit I might teach ya
• Might not, might make you spak out and kick a hole in your right speaker
• Tryina make this music ugly but beautiful
• So kids could ugh, but not the head because it's musical

• So.. if you hate my guts you can choke on my balls
• And I'll take a picture of it just to post on your wall
• I ain't blaggin' you up
• Trust me I'm an arrogant cunt
• A savage a drunk Fuck and apparently scum
• Just because I get my kick out of embarrassing chumps
• And taggin' their drums
• Yeah I'm a vandal for fun
• Smokin' fags just to damage my lungs
• Screamin' life's too short
• While I'm necking neat brandy and rum
• I do music for a livin'
• I ain't gettin' a job
• Who the fucks gonna employ a stole veteran slob
• That turns up to his midday shift at 7 o' clock
• And pisses in the boss's office while he's telling him off?
• So you can catch me lookin' smashed with a spliff and a beer
• Feedin' a fat heffer chicken while I'm lickin' her ear
• It's 5 am and my mission is clear
• I need to bust a fuckin' nut
• And there ain't no other women in here

• Aye yo man I hold weight and control these fakes
• Eatin' chocolate cake, sippin' a protein shake
• Fat face flows, and the track plays through
• All these fake little rats in the trap they chose
• V to the fuckin E to the fucking R to the B
• The initial is T
• I'm fuckin' large
• That's right, we rock homeless fashion
• Might spit into the crowd show no compassion
• Fools imaginations are overactive
• Oh you're actin'
• I'll burn you and mold the plastic
• To a new shape, Two face
• Fuck the fake hype
• A new aim too shame struck with snake bite
• Venom in the veins
• Sendin' them insane
• Rushin' through the blood
• Intended for the brain
• So you do well to remember these damn names
• It's the new faces of the derelict campaign

• Screamin' in the face of every screen and peen receiver
• Its' the Baxstar starkers and i fill the scene with ether
• Yeah you see 'em
• Crack hands mahoosive on a slappin' spree
• Slug a slug backward after travel tavern balconies
• So how could she
• Watch your personality evaporate
• Curdle in the corner and contaminate a tanqueray
• With tears, tears, bitter sweet tears
• While we're fuckin' up the jam, with a spliff in each ear
• This year, shits getting fucking fucked up
• Round 2 acid prawn summer uncut
• See the top shelf smut barren plummet untouched
• And the sky settle safely in the blood and guts bruv
• Well done
• Recruiting for my rebel terror cells
• Selling second hand remains from the day heaven fell
• And congealed in the kitchen
• Of every desert hell, is a moldy eyed chief
• And a cracked metal shell let's move

• These are the words that my brain is tellin' me to stick down
• On a shitty crumbled ugly fuckin' piece of paper
• I was thinking what the fuck it's goin' on about
• But it just told me to shut the fuck up and ignite the flavor
• So I listen to the feeble flappin' muscle in my skull
• And put the pen back to the sheet until the ink wouldn't fit
• To be honest everything I've ever written in my life has been abysmal
• Why? cause I'm a stupid heap of shit
• I'm such a dick
• The most selfish twat you'll ever meet
• Trust me
• Ask any person that I have ever known in my entire life and they'll confirm that Edward Scissortongue
• Is hands down the biggest fucking cunt inside the country
• Plus I'm fucking stingy
• I top load my zoots
• And I won't drive you home to the village from the city
• I swear to god that if you look at me again
• I'll shit my pants and start flinging fucking flaming lumps like frisbees

• Oi toss pot watch whats top of the pops?
• No cotch with dot cotton hot boxin the dots (?)
• And what, i'm not bothered if apocalypse drops
• I'll be fucked struttin' bollocks with a bottle of scotch
• With god's comet?
• Stop waffling cause probably not
• Shop coffas shop shottas got us watchin' a clock
• A scotch bun it hot molotov off the top
• To polly folly pop son it what's proper and what?
• I'm on a mission
• There isn't shit to do in spittin' writtens
• I'm tryina bring a set of different kids in little Britain
• If you ain't got a second to take a time to to listen to the wisdom
• Then i ain't got the time to waste to kill the cynicism
• I never had the time of day for givin' it the big 'im
• When i spit i spit is sick for the spirits with'in a vision
• It's the mr. kizzakizzum with a dirty double d cup
• A pair of massive tits keep smugglin' your peanuts

• It's big flips the dangler
• Microphone damager
• Goin' through the green like a mutha fuckin' rambler
• Head's spinnin'
• Metaphorical jazz
• Still steppin' out on the road rockin' nothin' but old rags
• T's I've had for years and jeans that are so sag
• Got particles of dust in the wallet but no cash
• All the dough I had i done spend it on chro' bags
• Mixed it up with pizz until memories fade to black, its
• Pointless for us to repent when there's no way to go back
• Like a fetus in a jar
• After a car crash
• Disaster's a par fact
• I'm pavin' them bars of hash
• While you're screwin' at your zoogie complainin' of hard ash
• You're a rookie I'm a lad
• Look at me I pay in cash
• Cause I'm fillin' out this venue the fans are just fuckin' fab
• I'm a smash like glass against the concrete when it be dash
• Real rapper bring it back
• Call it zoogie man slide

• You can guarantee that Leaf is high
• So many clouds in my room it's like the house is above the sky
• No lie thats my life never lost a love
• Son I put it on to beat like a boxer's glove
• Workin' the sub like I'm in the navy
• You know the claps comin' like the crowds's goin' crazy
• Son of Lee son of Davey
• Bring a summary like there's war comin' lately
• That's how these cunts made me
• I don't feel that hip hop's represented
• The music for the poor stood where the rich sent it
• They're a joke
• And never been a lyricist
• The closest thing to seeing pussy was the mirror images
• Don't take the risk cause you ain't half as nice
• And will remain unknown like the secrets of the after life
• In a world trying to search for the answer
• A riddle through your mind just like a brain cancer

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