Lunar C – Smash Things Up Lyrics
Lyrics
Lunar C
- I need to take a breather, these lemon cheese has gave me emphysema
- But what else are we to do to pass the time?
- Stuck your hand up for that dough, you don't have to ask me twice
- You've already been told like a battered wife with a blackened eye
- The game's full of dick-riders, it's so disgusting
- Get your 15 minutes, but then it’s over, young'un
- Your flow is something that you need to go and work on
- I’m walkin' about wearing cufflinks with no shirt on
- I've had more units than a platinum album
- Lost track on em counting how many I've had in total
- My cup is full and I'm already acting antisocial
- But I'm 'bout to knock it back like a bad proposal
- Organised a flash mob just to run through the city
- Butt naked until they call the cops
- Is it just a warning shot? It's like my dick is laying on your top
- Cause I'm just giving you a little taste of what's to come
Hook
- Broken glass all over the ground
- Mosh pitting with the bozos in the crowd
- Slime head [?], balls to the mouth
- And if they ain't causing trouble then we're throwing em out
- Over and out, think I'm still smashed from last night
- We just act like we don't give a fuck
- You'll get put in a bag, zipped up, casket shut
- (I'll make you wanna smash things up)
Lunar C
- Is this a long life or just a really slow death?
- Fuck it, I'm up early morning with the coke heads
- Doing drive-bys on the milkman on my moped
- Can't see me but they hear me coming like phone sex
- You're lying to yourself if you say my crew's losing
- Bitch, don't be pig-headed, I'm Duke Nukem
- Been here a while, you still ain't heard a style as fresh as mine
- These other MCs can't stand it like the test of time
- Stapling my foreskin to a table out of boredom
- Then I nail it to the floor while I'm tasering my balls
- I'll puke a home-made lasagna on your face while I'm performing
- Just so when you go away, you'll say I catered to my audience
- After the show, I sodomised a groupie
- Then made her call her parents and apologise profusely
- I'm on a hype, I drink till I think I know jujitsu
- Spin on my dome and kick you like Yoshimitsu
Hook
- Broken glass all over the ground
- Mosh pitting with the bozos in the crowd
- Slime head [?], balls to the mouth
- And if they ain't causing trouble then we're throwing em out
- Over and out, think I'm still smashed from last night
- We just act like we don't give a fuck
- You'll get put in a bag, zipped up, casket shut
- (I'll make you wanna smash things up)
Lunar C
- I'm not tryin'a work with none of these lame artists
- I don't care if every song that you make's charted
- Your label make you rock nail varnish and shaved armpits
- I'm on some different shit, this is not for the faint-hearted
- Shit's madder than a midget in a wheelie bin
- With a fat kid sitting on the lid to keep him in
- Bow to your highness, Lunar C's a king
- The passing smoke will paralyse a passer-by, breathe it in
- Joint longer than a sloth's arm
- Got that sledgehammer flow known to smash every beat I touch
- Long-lost family and friends wanna know me now
- But tell me, where the fuck were you back when I needed drugs?
- We smash the centrepieces
- These ones can’t fuck with the team
- Hungry, we gun for the E
- Bullies with the belly and a bucket of beats
- Boy, best to run as fast as you can
- Going in like a pig with a battering ram