Upfront MC – Schooling MCs Lyrics
Lyrics
Upfront MC:
- You’re the man to go to if you want the wrong answer
- We read the whole book, you’re struggling on one chapter
- You should wear a dunce cap to represent your spitting skills
- I’m an A-star student whereas you need revision still
- You use a triangle-shaped pencil when you write bars
- Teach you when I spit, move from the room this is my class
- You get detention, students thinking you don’t try at all
- But what it is is there’s a tiny small brain inside of your skull
- The only time you’re cool is in canteen next to the freezers
- In lessons you’re seen as a class clown and jester speaker
- You’re best to leave your pre-written scripts on the desk please
- So let’s see, wait you aint written this, you don’t get freed
- You gotta sit in the removal room for a week now
- Don’t freak out like the headmaster when there’s a teen found
- Smoking weed in the teacher’s lounge, passing the reef round
- You’ll face exclusion just stop speaking and leave now
Chorus:
- Welcome to spitting school, this place is miserable
- Someone needs to tell all the students that lying isn’t cool
- We make the pupils seem weak and their rhyming miniscule
- When we bring the fire to beats performing a miracle
Upfront MC:
- Certainly not a bright spark, more like a stupid spitter
- Short of vision, artists need to keep painting and improve the picture
- We’re coming through with literature to leave you fired quicker
- Than a substitute coming in drunk bringing a child with her
- Cause you’re more mild than the curry in the school kitchen
- Got no friends like a classmate grassing and caught snitching
- When it was him that did the shit in the first place
- Feeling wounded like a student sat in the after school on his birthday
- Receive disciplinary actions for the shit you been chatting
- Pay attention now, you need to stop skipping history classes
- Copy homework and say it’s yours although your Dad wrote it
- So in tests and exams solving questions is damn hopeless
- You’re here to learn new styles, that’s what you’re taught for
- But what you’ve got’s been done like writing rude words on a chalkboard
- Life supplies telling stories and lessons, we’re sleeping
- It’s time for you to resign now despite what you’re thinking
Chorus:
- Welcome to spitting school, this place is miserable
- Someone needs to tell all the students that lying isn’t cool
- We make the pupils seem weak and their rhyming miniscule
- When we bring the fire to beats performing a miracle
Bil Next
- Enjoy your pain like sadistic P.E. teachers
- Make you seniors look like Biff and Chip readers when Billy features
- You lucky divas are looking at a future of city sweepers
- Shoulda cheated on your test cause at best you’re a shitty speaker
- Kiddy beater
- Corporal punishment for dunces
- Little fuckwits getting jacked for your lunches with kidney punches
- Slap you with a cheese string, flick the Mrs g-string
- Flinging darts and stealing your management every meeting
- Rappers get battered up your math my x aint adding up
- It’s a simple science couldn’t be drama if you flap it up
- Know your history so chatting shit to me is mad enough
- Then check your geography properly and fucking button up
- Cause I’m that teacher drunk in class screaming “I’m in charge”
- Brandying my iron-brew, my steel ruler’s striking hard
- Bring it down on anybody Billy finds that’s biting bars
- Pissing on your confidence to teach you this: life is hard
Chorus
- Welcome to spitting school, this place is miserable
- Someone needs to tell all the students that lying isn’t cool
- We make the pupils seem weak and their rhyming miniscule
- When we bring the fire to beats performing a miracle