Dirty Dike – Future Posse Cut One Thousand Lyrics
Lyrics
Dirty Dike
- Yeah
- Uh
- It's all..It's all distorted..
- And its awkward
- I stab an orphan
- With an orchid
- And pork sword it
- Then I feed it to a swordfish
- Awesome shit
- Shaving a pasty
- I'm raping David Blaine with an ashtray
- He's like, "Please stop it"
- He's Wallace and she's Gromit
- Bangin' on the moon, Strangle a baboon
- Kick him in the fanny then I bang it with a broom
- I'm in lesbian prison
- Dying on my own, Cryin' at the throne
- Violent with the bone
- Pull the bone off and snap if in half
- I'm just havin' a laugh
- Are we ready?
- Are we ready? r-r--r-ready?
- I'm just havin' a laugh
- Are we ready?
- R-r-ready
- I I I I I-I'm just havin a laugh
- These years are gold years
- I won't ever be rich
- Fuck a life i'ma live mine whatever it is
- I'll get in a whip
- And drive like a hedonist prick
- Forgettin' I'm pissed and high not to mention the sniff
- I never question what I got in my brain
- I'm not afraid
- I'm the most honest nov in the game
- With a gob like a drain
- I'm obnoxious and lazy
- And still gettin' props in a cotch full of ladies, Baby
- And I ain't gonna play unless you pay me
- And make me a shake eggs bacon or baked beans
- Never catchin' feelings actin' weak and all emotional
- I simply catch a beat when I'm erratic and I vocal all
- Sociable
- Overly so, but Fuck Passive
- I chat shit loads and you know my tongues magic
- My drug habit and clothes are both free
- till I come home blacked in this homeless bloke's jeans
Stig of the Dump
- Hi
- My names Steven
- Would you like a little bit of company this evening?
- You can bring the wine
- I'll get the cheese and
- Nah fuck that let's get absolutely streaming!
- Tell the bouncer I'ma bring a gram of weed in
- Back stage at a rave with the grave chief'n
- Bag a bag of beef till I start to lose the feelin' in my face
- Smash the place till we're hangin' from the ceiling
- Team hate SMB that's the link up
- Truck a load but the whole party stink up
- There's a prize at the bottom love, drink up
- Fuck the respect
- I want the money and my dick sucked
- Hawaiian shirt on my back, (splash)
- Cool runnings, rockin' that John Candy swag
- In fact what you want is penis
- So I tell her that she's better on top like my team is
Dr Syntax
- Whose that dashing young exec making power moves
- In the board room
- Who told his secretary to never put your calls through? Not me
- But picture that level of ignorance
- And triple it and I will still be more rude, fuck your crew
- I'm like Jaws, you're more like Jaws II
- Same sorta thing, not as good, poor you
- I'm like bishop but with more juice
- Unzip my flies then I put them in your soup
- (word play)
- Word to my potential unborn kids
- Rappers forfeit and turn yellow like jaundice
- Don't like my shit?
- Well horses for courses
- But my guess is you're the sort of prick
- Who thinks ballin' would be scorin' with a Geordie shore chick
- During a Majorca you probably saw her in a spot, that probably cost 40 quid
- My name is dr syntax I'm on some awesome shit
- But you already knew that didn't you
- Of course you did
BVA
- It's pannin' out and I ain't found no gold yet
- Find me where the surface is wet but there's no mold yet
- I'm all in and rappers start to fall past the stage
- But for an old vet
- Puttin' holes in the circles where the soul left
- Blow clefts through smoke rings to test my aim
- Don't play notes just B flat linin' them again
- Keep what i C# cause this world can get insane
- Fuck lies, Fuck blame, Fuck pride, Fuck shame
- I'm a simple creature
- Gimme a daim and big sack of reefer
- And I'll smile like my dicks making a mouth deeper
- A west of sav speaker
- Spring a leak in a steady flow to zone on another bangin' Dike feature
- Shit I might teach ya
- Might not, might make you spak out and kick a hole in your right speaker
- Tryina make this music ugly but beautiful
- So kids could ugh, but not the head because it's musical
DatKid
- So.. if you hate my guts you can choke on my balls
- And I'll take a picture of it just to post on your wall
- I ain't blaggin' you up
- Trust me I'm an arrogant cunt
- A savage a drunk Fuck and apparently scum
- Just because I get my kick out of embarrassing chumps
- And taggin' their drums
- Yeah I'm a vandal for fun
- Smokin' fags just to damage my lungs
- Screamin' life's too short
- While I'm necking neat brandy and rum
- I do music for a livin'
- I ain't gettin' a job
- Who the fucks gonna employ a stole veteran slob
- That turns up to his midday shift at 7 o' clock
- And pisses in the boss's office while he's telling him off?
- So you can catch me lookin' smashed with a spliff and a beer
- Feedin' a fat heffer chicken while I'm lickin' her ear
- It's 5 am and my mission is clear
- I need to bust a fuckin' nut
- And there ain't no other women in here
Verb T
- Aye yo man I hold weight and control these fakes
- Eatin' chocolate cake, sippin' a protein shake
- Fat face flows, and the track plays through
- All these fake little rats in the trap they chose
- V to the fuckin E to the fucking R to the B
- The initial is T
- I'm fuckin' large
- That's right, we rock homeless fashion
- Might spit into the crowd show no compassion
- Fools imaginations are overactive
- Oh you're actin'
- I'll burn you and mold the plastic
- To a new shape, Two face
- Fuck the fake hype
- A new aim too shame struck with snake bite
- Venom in the veins
- Sendin' them insane
- Rushin' through the blood
- Intended for the brain
- So you do well to remember these damn names
- It's the new faces of the derelict campaign
Jam Baxter
- Screamin' in the face of every screen and peen receiver
- Its' the Baxstar starkers and i fill the scene with ether
- Yeah you see 'em
- Crack hands mahoosive on a slappin' spree
- Slug a slug backward after travel tavern balconies
- So how could she
- Watch your personality evaporate
- Curdle in the corner and contaminate a tanqueray
- With tears, tears, bitter sweet tears
- While we're fuckin' up the jam, with a spliff in each ear
- This year, shits getting fucking fucked up
- Round 2 acid prawn summer uncut
- See the top shelf smut barren plummet untouched
- And the sky settle safely in the blood and guts bruv
- Well done
- Recruiting for my rebel terror cells
- Selling second hand remains from the day heaven fell
- And congealed in the kitchen
- Of every desert hell, is a moldy eyed chief
- And a cracked metal shell let's move
Edward Scissortongue
- These are the words that my brain is tellin' me to stick down
- On a shitty crumbled ugly fuckin' piece of paper
- I was thinking what the fuck it's goin' on about
- But it just told me to shut the fuck up and ignite the flavor
- So I listen to the feeble flappin' muscle in my skull
- And put the pen back to the sheet until the ink wouldn't fit
- To be honest everything I've ever written in my life has been abysmal
- Why? cause I'm a stupid heap of shit
- I'm such a dick
- The most selfish twat you'll ever meet
- Trust me
- Ask any person that I have ever known in my entire life and they'll confirm that Edward Scissortongue
- Is hands down the biggest fucking cunt inside the country
- Plus I'm fucking stingy
- I top load my zoots
- And I won't drive you home to the village from the city
- I swear to god that if you look at me again
- I'll shit my pants and start flinging fucking flaming lumps like frisbees
Mr Key
- Oi toss pot watch whats top of the pops?
- No cotch with dot cotton hot boxin the dots (?)
- And what, i'm not bothered if apocalypse drops
- I'll be fucked struttin' bollocks with a bottle of scotch
- With god's comet?
- Stop waffling cause probably not
- Shop coffas shop shottas got us watchin' a clock
- A scotch bun it hot molotov off the top
- To polly folly pop son it what's proper and what?
- I'm on a mission
- There isn't shit to do in spittin' writtens
- I'm tryina bring a set of different kids in little Britain
- If you ain't got a second to take a time to to listen to the wisdom
- Then i ain't got the time to waste to kill the cynicism
- I never had the time of day for givin' it the big 'im
- When i spit i spit is sick for the spirits with'in a vision
- It's the mr. kizzakizzum with a dirty double d cup
- A pair of massive tits keep smugglin' your peanuts
Fliptrix
- It's big flips the dangler
- Microphone damager
- Goin' through the green like a mutha fuckin' rambler
- Head's spinnin'
- Metaphorical jazz
- Still steppin' out on the road rockin' nothin' but old rags
- T's I've had for years and jeans that are so sag
- Got particles of dust in the wallet but no cash
- All the dough I had i done spend it on chro' bags
- Mixed it up with pizz until memories fade to black, its
- Pointless for us to repent when there's no way to go back
- Like a fetus in a jar
- After a car crash
- Disaster's a par fact
- I'm pavin' them bars of hash
- While you're screwin' at your zoogie complainin' of hard ash
- You're a rookie I'm a lad
- Look at me I pay in cash
- Cause I'm fillin' out this venue the fans are just fuckin' fab
- I'm a smash like glass against the concrete when it be dash
- Real rapper bring it back
- Call it zoogie man slide
MC Leafdog
- You can guarantee that Leaf is high
- So many clouds in my room it's like the house is above the sky
- No lie thats my life never lost a love
- Son I put it on to beat like a boxer's glove
- Workin' the sub like I'm in the navy
- You know the claps comin' like the crowds's goin' crazy
- Son of Lee son of Davey
- Bring a summary like there's war comin' lately
- That's how these cunts made me
- I don't feel that hip hop's represented
- The music for the poor stood where the rich sent it
- They're a joke
- And never been a lyricist
- The closest thing to seeing pussy was the mirror images
- Don't take the risk cause you ain't half as nice
- And will remain unknown like the secrets of the after life
- In a world trying to search for the answer
- A riddle through your mind just like a brain cancer