Dirty Dike – Pork Pie Lyrics
Lyrics
Intro
- Yeah, less of that soppy bullshit
- Lets try and liven things up a little bit
- Yeah, your back in tune to your favourite wanker
- Hahahaha, make noise if your bored of your life
Verse 1
- I Bring a massive bag full of compost and constant beats
- Stomp my feet and watch what I want to see,
- Obnoxious freak lost in a monsters teeth
- I got p, sqaushed beef and I drop the beat
- I spill gravy, I'm still just a little bit crazy
- Me and Jay killed every single gig lately
- Been a bit cagey the skinny kid shakey
- The lyricist played by the sniff he spit rabbies
- Listin Chris made me, the hippy kid maybe
- Still I see the difference in this shit abyss plainly
- Pick n' mix baby covered in the future
- Jugglin' the truth like I'm stuck in a computer
- Fuck it your in tune to the troubles of a loser
- Cuddlin' a cube love and suck it like a hoover
- Nothing but the truth, gettin buggared in a room
- Full of fantasized punishment smothered on the tune
- You better walk by or get force fed a pork pie
- Your wife was knocking on my door like all night
- I talk shite, snort lines and I'm e'd up
- Clean cut guys get tortured and beat up
- Mr. D just walks in the street
- Fuck talking to tree stumps, Roaring on police trucks
- Catch me chopping off a fat rock of chaplin
- Hats off my raps got the back drop collapsing
- I'll match what you can bring
- Has been I'll have you in a backspin embarrassed
- Sitting battered with a hand print
- Yeah that's him!
- Yeah The breh with the funny hat
- Wearing a rubbish bag
- Yeah yeah shut it slag
- Mouth shut, I got the pimp hand amped up
- A loud cunt knows to shout stuff I'll leave your house fucked
- Mr. Partyman after sippin' lager cans
- I sniff half a gram and charm the piss from your aunties pants
Hook
- I'm bored of my life
- Talking my shite
- Snorting my lines
- Like pork to the pie (x4)

