Bill Shakes

The best way to describe Bill is that he has taken the most drugs of anyone we know, he has a louder voice than anyone we know and he loves old man boiled sweets and 90s fashion choices. He is also very enthusiastic about his obscure real ale and cider choices. He is the love child of 90's hip hop and working class Lancastrian grit. Once he judo-flipped a bizzie into their own vehicle, on camera, in the name of civil rights, this actually happened. What have you done lately Mr. Pseudo Revolutionary? Shakes is the most spaced out down to earth person you will ever meet but you should never under no circumstances ever, ever, ever, fuck with him.